How to Make a Cheese Board

How to Make a Cheese Board
As a rule, most cheese boards include fresh fruit, nuts, crackers and honey or jam.

Have you ever wondered how to make a cheese board that’s worthy of your guests? If you follow a few simple rules, it’s actually very easy. In fact, it’s one of my favorite things to serve as a party appetizer since there’s little work involved except assembling the different elements on a beautiful plate.

Go to any fine restaurant (or even gastropubs these days) and you’ll likely be offered a cheese board.  After all, what tastes better with a crisp and smooth glass of wine or cold beer? 

Have some fun with your cheese boards!

Legend has it that cheese was invented around 7,000 B.C. by a wandering nomad who was carrying milk across the desert in a saddlebag made from an animal’s stomach. When the nomad reached his destination, the milk had separated into whey and curds, thus creating the first cheese. 

From then on, the cheesemaking process was perfected around the world, especially in abbeys, where monks created Muenster (derived from the word monasterium), a highly prized cheese with a red rind and smooth yellow interior. 

The French word for cheese, “fromage,” derives from the Latin term “Formaticus,” which means “made in a mold.” 

A simple cheese board with four cheese, fresh red grapes, honey and jam.

A traditional cheese board includes three or more types of cheese, a variety of good-quality crackers, crusty French bread, charcuterie (such as salami or prosciutto) and fresh seasonal fruit. Honeys and jams, which can be drizzled over the cheese and crackers, are also a must.

When creating your cheese boards, be sure to have a variety of mild, medium and strong (such as blue-veined) cheeses, as well as a variety of soft, semisoft and firm varieties. Generally, six ounces of cheese per person is a generous allotment, or for a party of four, 1/2 pound of four different cheeses ensures that there will likely be leftovers.

Some of my personal favorite cheeses are made by Cowgirl Creamery.

In general, mature cheeses tend to be the strongest. For example, Roquefort cheese is aged at least three months in a cave where the atmosphere assists the development of the characteristic blue veins. Blue-veined cheeses are also poked with holes and sprayed with spores of mold to create their characteristic look and taste. 

Firm, semifirm and semisoft cheese should be wrapped airtight in a plastic bag and stored in the refrigerator’s warmest location for up to several weeks. Such cheeses can be frozen, but the texture may be affected. If mold appears on these cheeses, it may be cut away and discarded. The remaining cheese is still suitable for eating. 

Fresh and soft-ripened cheeses should be tightly wrapped and stored in the coldest part of the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks. If mold appears on any of these cheeses, it should be thrown out. 

I’ve had good luck finding unique cheese boards at stores including Home Goods, TJ Maxx and Marshalls.

About 70 percent of cheeses can be matched with a white wine. And often a dry white or sweet wine can be a better option. 

In general, go with the following wine pairing options: 

Goat’s Cheeses: Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay, American pale ale

Mild Cheeses: Gamay, Chenin, pilsner or wheat beers 

Medium Cheeses: Pinot Noir, Merlot 

Strong Cheeses: Cabernet Sauvignon, Syrah (Shiraz), Grenache, IPA beers 

Before serving any cheese, bring it to room temperature, as it will taste better. Supply a separate sharp knife for each wedge or block of cheese. Remember — let the guests cut their own cheese. Cubed cheese with toothpicks is tacky, tacky, tacky! 

Watch my cheese pairing video